Mason is a fat cunt that doesn’t shower and is too lazy to do his theory and driving test, let alone get the bus. He tries to tap lifts off his mates then lies about washing himself after being told. His breath fucking stinks of pure shit and in general is just hard to be around.
His laugh sounds like my mums Henry hoover starting up on a Sunday
His nails are full of rotten food from weeks before
His laugh sounds like my mums Henry hoover starting up on a Sunday
His nails are full of rotten food from weeks before
Person 1 “do you know Mason?”
Person 2 “yeah mate he’s the reason I rush in Halfords so I don’t have to smell utter smeg”
Person 2 “yeah mate he’s the reason I rush in Halfords so I don’t have to smell utter smeg”
by WayneVeinyCock January 3, 2024
Get the Masonmug. Shut the fuck up Mason
by Hehehhdhsbd July 25, 2022
Get the Masonmug. THE best house on the block
originally a meme from a subreddit called r/KidsAreFuckingStupid, a little girl texts her mom a pic of her crying along with the texts:
"can i go to ellie and mason"
"house"
originally a meme from a subreddit called r/KidsAreFuckingStupid, a little girl texts her mom a pic of her crying along with the texts:
"can i go to ellie and mason"
"house"
by super awesome gurl August 28, 2024
Get the ellie and mason HOUSEmug. The absolute BEST man in the world. A true G. With a gangster past but so cool as cumber and well-spoken, you'd never know. Mysterious but not too. He keeps you on your toes. He's a charming guy, the type of guy you WISH you could be but no matter how many self-help books you read, you just can't. He's the epitome of what all men strive to be; still gangster but an epecable father. Funny but not obnoxious. Smart but not snarky.
He's the kind of guy that holds the door open for you, pays, texts you everyday to see how you're doing but won't chase after you when you're having a moment.
He's everything you want and everything you wish you could be..
Did I mention he's loyal AF ? But due to his swaggy-nature, you may think otherwise. Goodluck trying! This one is a keeper.
He's the kind of guy that holds the door open for you, pays, texts you everyday to see how you're doing but won't chase after you when you're having a moment.
He's everything you want and everything you wish you could be..
Did I mention he's loyal AF ? But due to his swaggy-nature, you may think otherwise. Goodluck trying! This one is a keeper.
by Mia__ January 8, 2022
Get the Masonmug. by J.jjhunter November 22, 2021
Get the Mason brownmug. literally just doing this to annoy him Lol<3
Better at Head
even though he thinks he isn't perfect....he's the most perfect weirdo I know
(Fuck that was corny eww)
Better at Head
even though he thinks he isn't perfect....he's the most perfect weirdo I know
(Fuck that was corny eww)
by ANNE<3彼のために November 24, 2021
Get the Masonmug.