A fatass big back who has the most goofiest hairstyles in the American lifetime. He looks like a roach and laughs like he is a dying horse. ts not funny and his jokes prolly lame af
Mason monkey
by roach1283749 June 18, 2024
Get the Mason mug.he is the best person in the world and will beat you shit out of you and if you mess with him he will have to take extra time to make sure you don't do it again and if you see one you should treasure him because he is the best thing in the world and has the best thing in the world and it breaks records. he is insane at rapping and knows how to use his thing as if he was a god . if you see a mason you should befriend him at sight and maybe even more
by the true identity finder February 25, 2022
Get the Mason Christensen mug.
by masses July 28, 2023
Get the mason mug.Most beautiful girl you could ever meet, she is always sweet, kind, and loving. She could light up a room with her beautiful eyes. Mason is someone u always want to be with
by Hehdhdhdhje December 31, 2021
Get the Mason mug.The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
Get the Mason’s eggs mug.A generally nice girl who is usually bad with studies. She always likes to skip school and normally does a sport.
by Sportyspirit February 16, 2014
Get the passy mason mug.