Mad Cow Disease

1.Used to categorize an affliction that turns a normal woman into a mountainous, sloppy looking woman with a snub button nose and a haircut that was crafted with a lawnmower. Usu. gotten by having low self esteem, recreational drug use, poor diet, and lack of intellectual stimulus.
2.Any other similarly or un-similarly described fatter female afflicted with this ailment.

Ex1: Friend1-" What in the hell happened to her?!"
Friend 2-"You didn't hear? S'shame. She developed Mad Cow Disease..."
Friend-1 "Fuck!"

by TooTrue October 16, 2008

Mad Cig

Used when one is in desperate need of a cigarette. Derived in central Ohio

"hey bro let me get a mad cig, i haven't had one in five minutes!"

by oximoreon February 4, 2009

mad-lolz

n. when there are more than one LOLZ in a situation; something that is very hilarious.


Tanisha and her love for juice is mad lolz

There were mad-lolz when Tanisha found out there was hot sauce in her drink

by Jimmy Bates February 8, 2009

Mad Will

1. A retarded person, usually associated with pirates.

2. The dimwitted pirate in the series Pirates of Freedom. He sails with his friend Bloody James. Has an obsession with unicorns. Both he and Bloody James sail on the "ship" Suzie. While Bloody James can usually be found reading or stealing things, Mad Will does what his name suggests. He usually sings, draws, and pretends he is in the series Desperate Housewives.

1. Billy: Hey, are we gonna do the play today?
Jimmy:We performed it yesterday, so i'm assuming that we arn't 'gonna do the play today.'
Billy:(cries)
Jimmy:Freakin Mad Will...

2. Mad Will hummed to himself. Bloody James was out picking up girls. But Mad Will had drawing talent, so he was definately cooler.Right? Oh, well. At least unicorns would never betray him.

by Krittr March 24, 2009

Mad Slob

The biggest slob of all slobs. A girl who will have sex with many, many partners, often receiving a facial at the end. Sometimes she might let your whole frat gangbang her like the little slut that she is.

me-Yo, my boy just broke up with his girl and now shes already banged 3 guys this week.

Ry- She's a mad slob yo.

by big sandk March 31, 2009

Mad Beatdown

A token or offering of your friendship to someone you don't know and vice-versa.

Hey man, do you want a mad beatdown?

No, what the hell's your problem?

by pseudonym696969696969696969 February 14, 2009

mad cow disease

Someone being of or like a really mean person, specifically and cranky music teacher. They tend to say maaaahhhhh when they are angry. You can use it as any part of speech.

The teacher was totally being all mad cow disease last night. She was all " maaahhhhh"

by bindy havanah December 23, 2008