Lazy

The definition of lazy is that one friend who won't get up off his fricking butt because he is a couch potato.

You are such a lazy turtle

by Dat toilet Boi December 16, 2019

Gender-lazy Polliwog

Jared Kushner

During TFG aka The Former Guy's regime, demure and meek Jared Kushner received illegal security clearance and committed like hundreds of felonies. When Carla saw him saunter out the White House for the last time, she exclaimed "bye, Gender-lazy Polliwog, ya little cunt. now run along and wait until you're indicted"

by Uncle Joosie April 9, 2022

Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.

I plan to lazy susan that bitch

by GloryJoel September 15, 2019

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

A pangram sentence meaning a sentence that contains every letter of the alphabet.

There literally isn't one, neither Billy Bob or Mary Beth can use it in a sentence. Although I have to include so, The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. I apologize.

by Mary Beth and Bobby boys #55th January 27, 2025

Lazy hamster

A single point which someone hyper fixates so heavily on being wrong, they forget everything else ok with the whole.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.

I just remembered I forgot to colour in that one button on the characters shirt, I should go back.

What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.

No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.

Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.

by Kibblebip January 13, 2022

Lazy employee

Known as a Timmy Sullivan

Hey boss sorry I’m late. Are we getting off at 10 a.m today so I can take a nap by 11. Also have you seen my new hammock I installed in the not so much work van. Lazy employee

by PorkNbeans123 September 15, 2022

Foxy lazy

Laying around the house naked

She was watching tv bring foxy lazy

by Robin of Foxley September 26, 2020