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Survey your land 

1: To "check someone out" usually the female's chest and or legs, being "surveyed" by a male.
2: To push with your thumb in between someone's shoulder blades and wiggling.

(2)Causes: Many different sensations, usually pain, sometimes tickles, many times resulting in the victim jumping, running away, or crying.
The child surveyed the land of another, making the child squeal and cry.
May I Survey your land?
Related Words

Bro-man's Land 

The point in a conversation with male friends where all talk turns to sports and you couldn't really give a fuck.
You're eating at lunch and asking how a person is doing, and someone mentions the local sports team and for the rest of the time, all that is referenced is the game from the night before. At this point in the conversation, you are in "bro-man's land." This is a play on "no-man's land" if you are that dense. It was the area between opposing sides on the battlefield in WWI where few ventured, and fewer survived.

van diemen's land 

the strip of hair that goes from above your belly button to your pecs.

also, the original nickname for tasmania.
girl: what's the hair that goes from above a guys belly button to his pecs?

guy: that's van diemen's land
van diemen's land by ebonhawk January 2, 2012

till the land 

The act of eating pussy.
Going down on a girl.
Told her baby I'm going to go shoulder deep n"till the land " tonight. And plant my cock in you

Oh baby " till the land" tonight

No man’s land 

The area of the pussy that is beyond balls deep. No man has reached this depth and nobody has even attempted.
Yo did you find No Man’s Land?”
“Nah bro, I wouldn’t dare to try and find it. Also it’s not big enough.”
No man’s land by YourFavMilf69 January 11, 2021

No man’s land 

When a woman is past the age of 40 and is not desired for a marriage or relationship anymore, partly due to the fact that she cannot bear children anymore and they are much younger better options half her age.
“Hey did you see Karen the other day she just turned 42”

“Yep she’s been in no man’s land for 2 years now”
No man’s land by Finegent August 23, 2022