Gold Digging Lock Lizard

A female who consistently uses males for simple necessities such as food and in return exchanges sex.

I bought that hoe a cheeseburger and that gold digging lock lizard let me hit that!

by BHAM GONE November 8, 2010

Butt jock cock-in-a-lock

When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.

"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."

"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"

by mupidstaggie October 3, 2013

Going All Caps Lock

Speaking in caps lock over the internet to show anger.

Me: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD THAT OMG WHAT THE HECK
Him: Woah woah, why you going all caps lock on me.

by unemocated November 12, 2011

Lock, Stock, and Cock Block

1.(males)When someone goes above and beyond the call of duty to do a cock block. This usually involves a second or third party to really make it extra awkward. This is, in particular just some guy trying to be a prick.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.

Line at the movies. Male and female are dressed up and obviously on a date. Some dickhead is going on and on about how the girl is too pretty for the guy. He proposes to his friend that they kick the guy's ass because he's not good-looking enough for her; Lock, Stock, and Cock Block.
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!

by MadamexXx March 2, 2009

cincinatti lip lock

The act of passing shit from one person to another after tossing one person's salad.

Dude I hooked up with a girl a week ago and she gave me a cincinatti lip lock and I could taste shit for the whole week.

by professorgenitals March 18, 2008

LOL John Locke Face

A face expressing all emotions, both negative and positive, everything, and nothing.
Not to be confused with Renaissance Locke

tinas boyfriend decided to run a marathon
tina replied LOL John Locke Face

by Thezachylanproject May 9, 2010

Locked, cocked and ready to rock

Totally prepared and/or anticipatory for a particular engagement. Generally used in the positive sense, for an event which one looks forward to. More euphonic than similar cocked locked and ready to rock.

"Dude, you still good for that party over at Jay-Jay's?"

"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"

by EnglishMayjah February 8, 2009