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Michael Vernon Kelly II

Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"

"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
by GIMMEBOOTYRUBZ January 10, 2025
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kelly chia

Not just a Kelly, but the one and only Kelly who shines above the rest. Not only is she smart, kind, wonderful, and gorgeous, but she is the closest one to perfection.
If only I could be a kelly chia
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Nik Kelly

A person who is a idiot, who will do anything to not be viewed as a emo.
"What are you? A Nik Kelly?"

"Stop it! You are hurting my feeling!" Nik Kelly said.
by ThatNazi December 17, 2017
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BEN Kelly

He is a fuckboy, will shift just about any girl within a 30 mile radius
“He’s gotten with like the whole year”. “He’s such a Ben Kelly
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Kelly

Hey, can I bum one icecold kelly(cigarette)
by Gjeo June 6, 2023
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R. Kelly Maneuver

When you have a desire to touch females without their consent and end up raping them.
The guy was horny at the park and slipped a R. Kelly Maneuver!
by Jacob The Ripper May 26, 2021
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kelly foral

A Kelly Foral is a loving mother with a large heart and larger dobanhonkeroos(breasts).

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Kylie Jenner is a real Kelly Foral, look at that cleavage.
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