White Jordans
The shoes black people wear in a white person's house that doesn't want the blackness of their feet on their carpet or wood floors.
Note:Please do not get offended by the definition. I am part white and black.
The shoes black people wear in a white person's house that doesn't want the blackness of their feet on their carpet or wood floors.
Note:Please do not get offended by the definition. I am part white and black.
John:Hey, Darrel, you better have your White Jordans on in my house!
Darrel:Whutch you say, nigga?!
John:You better have your White Jordans on in my house!
Darrel:*Smacks the white off of him*
Darrel:Whutch you say, nigga?!
John:You better have your White Jordans on in my house!
Darrel:*Smacks the white off of him*
by M@t and Mia November 2, 2009
Get the White Jordansmug. A line of shoes, made from the infamous Michael Jordan. The line has 21 different styles and consists of every color of the rainbow. Very hard to find outfits to match with and very expensive but still the hottest kicks to have, if ya got tha bread for them...let em' know you can rock tha j's..i know i do.
Boy 1:: Damn, you got the new Air Jordans on the block nigga!!!
Boy 2: Yeah, these is tha grapes son.
Boy 2: Yeah, these is tha grapes son.
by Ms. Shoehead November 3, 2006
Get the Air Jordansmug. The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled
Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.
Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.
Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.
by The OG Little Guy February 13, 2010
Get the Michael Jordanmug. a guy with great hair, snake bites, a wanna be emo, who has no respect for women, and is a pot head :D
Kelsey:Did that jordan Biggs dude text you back?
Abi:Yah, but i will never again text that loser
Kelsey:Why?
Abi: He wanted nude pics and was a pot head!!!
Kelsey: O:
Abi:Yah, but i will never again text that loser
Kelsey:Why?
Abi: He wanted nude pics and was a pot head!!!
Kelsey: O:
by IDatedThisDouche July 23, 2011
Get the Jordan Biggsmug. An improper, or "top-heavy" fraction, one in which the numerator is greater than the denominator. The term is derived from Ms Katie Price (aka Jordan), a glamour model of quite extraordinarily enhanced proportions.
An intentionally misleading and yet correct statement as to the time taken to accomplish a stated task.
An intentionally misleading and yet correct statement as to the time taken to accomplish a stated task.
I'll be along to assist you in a jordan fraction of a second (Just as soon as I've finished this coffee).
by tony, not anthony May 18, 2006
Get the Jordan fractionmug. by goddamnthesenames September 16, 2008
Get the Jordan Ruplemug. A guitarist in a band, Forever & Always, Drama Party, Here's to you, Best Thing Since You. Gorgeous smooth talented guy with amazing hair and a nice body. Born in California 1992 then moved to Florida to tour. Good in bed (we met on tour) ; very nice and fun good with his mouth. Indie Hipster fo sur
by Amandaneptunes November 19, 2012
Get the Jordan Hayesmug.