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Jessica

The best person you would ever meet bitch the fucking best person ever like a jessica would be ur whole entire solar system that comes with a galaxy
Mira: have u seen jessica bitch
Chloe:yea shes went to the bathroom
by Heehee_michealjackson_heehee December 12, 2020
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Jessica

The final form of “mean girl” energy. A Jessica will steal your charger, talk trash in the group chat, and then ask for a ride. Known for showing up late, starting drama, and somehow making everything about her. Proceed with caution.
Stop being such a Jessica.
by BethInPhoto October 1, 2025
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Jessica

Jessica is a very sweet human being. She's kind, caring, pretty and funny. She cares about everyone around her. Other ways to use the word Jessica are Jess or Jessie.

Jessica has 4 siblings, two dogs and one cat. Jessica is married to a woman named Par and she loves Par dearly and has no clue about what to do without her Par.
Jessica, did you see the bark bark arf arf crack crack boom boom
by Ida! March 13, 2024
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Jessica

The Most Beautiful Woman in the universe, it's just a fact.
her name is Jessica, she's beautiful, what more is there to say? they might not all be as beautiful as my Jessica, but they're still beautiful.
by BigKNight815 November 30, 2021
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Jessica

Jensens best friend
Jessica is hanging around the food man again
by BIDisaster April 14, 2020
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jessica mcgovern

1/4 of “The Daddy Quartet” from the CW tv show “Nerdz”

-she is a sexy queen

-resident nerd

-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons

-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.
Jessica McGovern is so weird she literally said “i don’t want anyone fingering me post-mortem” like- who says that??
by cilantro.is.yummy July 12, 2021
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Jessica Bamford

A very talented human being that just wants attention. Pretends to care about others so she seems like she has a big heart so guys will be attracted to her but she actually doesn’t and is SUPER fake
by Xxkms November 7, 2018
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