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Felip John

The sexiest main dancer of Esbinayntin. And a handsome and hot father of Kuro-chan. Amo of taga-manokan and known for his famous line " The covid will not get me today". And a sucessful CEO of his own clothing line in the near future.
Felip John is my inspiration to become a CEO of a clothing line.
by Sakurafleint June 7, 2021
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john hits

Bong hits taken while on the john; i.e. hits of marijuana inhaled whilst seated on a toilet.
I started my day with some john hits. What a great way to relax.
by osirusR February 5, 2010
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Please no johns

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.
Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.
by 9dohead October 7, 2020
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Evan Johns

Americana Cult Musician, Singer and Song writer. Referred to as the "Inventor of psycho-billy" among underground rock-a-billy enthusiasts.
Songs Include - Redneck jazz, Ugly Man Madhouse

Evan Johns and his H-Bombs
-1-"hey, Did you Evan johns is still playing"

-2-"WHAT?! I thought he was dead?"

-1-"No, he moved to the West Coast
by Geeter-Sleeter October 1, 2008
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john reed

Noun - Some say he was nursed at the teat of the mother wolf, in the burned out hull of an E-Type Jaguar. Some say he was born from the thunder clap that occurred when Mario Andretti & Ritchie Blackmore bumped into each other at a party, high on qualudes. He is not drawn to exotic women and fine alcohols, they are drawn to him. All we know is, they call him The Stig's American Cousin.
by agent_orange910 February 18, 2015
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earl john

-currently dating phoenix freya
-an introverted person

-has cats
-has an attractive voice and is handsome af
: have you seen earl john last week?
: yeah he looks so cute!
by freya nix June 7, 2021
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John moment

When you attempt something that takes very little brain power but still manage fuck up.
Matt hit his head really hard and has lots of john moments now.
by Chuggington December 28, 2016
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