post-ending depression

A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.

The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a well-written book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.

Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.

Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*

by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022

Rear End Alignment

Unlike a Front End Alignment on an automobile, a Rear End Alignment is an ass kicking.

Bryan has quite the tude today, I think he might need a rear end alignment.

by almoore September 24, 2009

end of year exam

Hell in its purest form.

Hey man, we have one more week til end of year exams!

...I didn't know I'll be meeting Satan this early.

by Mariambdjsn October 22, 2022

Start Of Your Ending

The first track off of Mobb Deeps classic album, The Infamous

“And it’s the start of your ending, my mans lending me his linden, 42 shots depending”

by Boston Bruins May 13, 2020

end up in a stretcher

when you get beat the fuck up

did you see that nigga end up in a stretcher

by notarealnigga December 20, 2018

A dead end feature

When a movie ends with a goal never being achieved. Or it’s not known if a goal was ever achieved.

That movie was such a dead end feature. I can’t believe I even watched that.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Dead end vagina

Something you initially got really excited about but ultimately led to nothing

Investing in all those Pogs turned out to be a total dead end vagina

by 99 bottles of beer December 3, 2020