AN INFERNAL FUCKING ABOMINATION TO HUMAN SOCIETY! YOU DONT SEE ANY OTHER SPECIES USING CHAIRS DO YOU? DO YOU?!?! THEY’VE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS, REJECT CHAIRS, EMBRACE COLD HARD FLOOR.
by Skwidiot May 9, 2023

Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.
by Kylosis October 26, 2010

is a sexual act wherein the subject is treated as a chair and steaming hot garbage is covering their body, they would be treated in such a manner of complete submissive nature.
by Mace N' Lace January 12, 2024

Used in Ireland by teenagers . Usually happens at teenage disco where a girl will sit on a boys lap and meet them .french kiss
Would u chair my friend?
by 456gal March 17, 2019

A Chair is a thing you sit on and is in a group of furniture, a Chair have mostly four legs and have a shape, but a Chair can have three legs of have a different shape. Chairs is what we use in Schools, Houses, Desks, and everything. Chairs can be painful and comfortable like have nails or have a soft blanket everywhere in it. there is many different types of Chairs there are Office Chairs, Kitchen Chairs, and Torture Chairs.
by Dr Coomer April 5, 2022

A chair that is not in use at the particular time it is being spoken about. Examples include folding chairs, reclining chairs, or chairs that one would not necesarily choose to sit in for comfortability.
by Kingsleyplimpton September 14, 2017

by Ungowa January 21, 2016
