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Holy Melon

Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).
Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.
by MelonMan420 December 2, 2019
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Holy penis

Holy penis is the definition for a cock that's so nice just one glimpse will make any girl panties fall, and make any guy cum instantly
HOLY FUCK! That holy penis is so beautiful it made me wet instantly
by HolyOfAllHollyPenis December 29, 2020
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Holy Load

When Jesus shot his load at the devil's face and sent him back to hell. Used in modern times, when a girl leaves in anger right after you shot your load on her face.
Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and I shot a Holy Load. She hasn't called me back since.
by Chris Hardwick June 3, 2010
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The Holy Trinity

The Holy Trinity is a term used by inner-city Melbourne secondary schoolers referring to the sauces on a HSP (Halal Snack Pack), BBQ, Garlic and Chilli sauce.
Employee: "What sauces would you like ?"
Customer: "The Holy Trinity"
Employee: "Too easy bro!"
by bachhead February 12, 2021
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Holy Stacks

Period of extreme excitement when seeing a bad ass truck
by BAMF Truck April 20, 2011
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holy campfire

It's where a bunch of priest sit around a pre teen child preferably male and have their way with him/her.
Hey gentlemen how would you like to attend the holy campfire next Tuesday with little johnny?
by Priestlover2824 August 3, 2016
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holy loli

Anime lovers would prefer to use it instead of Holy moly or Holy shit.
*Someone shows you his/her waifu pillow*
You: Holy loli!
by AnimeLoversOnly September 17, 2017
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