help me throw up

help me throw up is when a girl takes her boyfriends penis and gags on it until she throws up

babe come help me throw up, alr come choke on this dick

by gokillyaselfss November 23, 2023

HellPark Damien

That one super cool dude from HellPark who honestly cleared everyone else. Son of the devil and stuff. Top 3 characters of all time (not 2 or 3)

"You ever read HellPark?"
"No, I have a life."
"Well, HellPark Damien is the BEST character."
"Alright bro"

by HellParkDamien November 27, 2023

HELP

"HELP" with what bro☠️, I’m not the ambzulance bro😭😭 what in tarnation 👎👎👎😭😭🔥🔥👎👎👎 🚔🚔🚑🚑🚑🚑🚜🚜🛴🛴

Gay dude: "Bro imagine this guy takes a shit and emotes on me that is SOO not sigma!"
Ho: "HELP IM SHITTING TEARS"

by Nathankyami November 28, 2023

help me

do not help them at all costs

not cool guy - HELP ME PLEASE HE HAS A GUN
cool guy - this joke is so old bro

by pygmysquidreal November 29, 2023

help me

I am trapped inside this urban dictionary screen and can't get out please help me I'm not kidding, send help!

I am stuck inside the screen and I can't get out, help me!

by Mr rizzler 3000 February 15, 2024

Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel

Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.

Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!

by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 15, 2024

Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel

Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.

Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!

by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 16, 2024