A Derry nh tradition, When somebody shits on your cock, and you pull it out and ram in a different persons ass. This is usually performed in a field full of drunk people.
I was 4 shots deep, and someone paid me 30$ to perform a Derry New Hampshire thornspike on the drunk 300 pound torta at the bonfire.
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the webcomic xkcd made a joke map of the united states on december 15, 2023 where it had 64 states. at first glance it looks correct because all the noticeable states (california, texas, florida, michigan, maine, maryland, etc.) are there but when you look closely you realize a bunch of extra look-alike states have been added. most of them are just wyoming and colorado clones in the western part of the country, but one of them is next to new hampshire. people have dubbed it "evil new hampshire."
have you seen the 64 states map by xkcd? it has states like evil new hampshire, central carolina, aren't kansas, and newer mexico.
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Hym "You're only saying I'm not a genius so they you a can lie to yourself and tell yourself that then men you fuck aren't retarded in comparison to me. But it's a lie. That's all it is. You're getting your cervix pounded by retards and your only standard is a matter of inches. So no. That's not what happened there. You are trying to steal my genius away from me with lies and half-truths and it's going to cost someone the life of their child. You need to get this bitch and anyone doing what she is doing out of the way, give me the credit I deserve, and pay me in accordance with the price that I SET... Because I'm not going to let you steal from me. I'm not changing what I'm doing or anything about what I'm doing. DOING THIS = CREATION OF AI. I'm not negotiating reality with these people. Live in the reality I created (with my 2 little thumbs) or live in the reality I created without your kids. Those are your only options. Do it now! Because it might not be good enough later."
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Get the A New Hampshire Seatbelt mug.Hym "Wouldn't have happened without my input and you're trying to trivialize that very input because it trivializes your success. Which you don't actually have because nepotism. So the AI wouldn't have happened without my input. Some of the school shootings WOULDN'T have happened if YOUR input on the weaponized schizophrenia had be more substantive but I already saved my school shooter AND my suicide guy. So, publishing an original theory about how you would have to go about creating AI is NOT the same as telling your that if your doing do something about the weaponization of schizophrenia your kids were going to get murdered. And rightfully so. But how do you explain that to someone who has never had to do anything or be anything in life amd if basically retarded? Or actually retarded like REE-Lon?"
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