Ham blanket

Masturbation technique akin to a boob job where the booty is used to bring a male to climax.

I didn't know if I'd like it or not, but that ham blanket she gave me was amazing.

by Anonnnnnomous January 22, 2009

ham guy

Ham guy - A ham guy is a grown man that's a complete brute, who likes to eat ham.

ex. Dexter Morgan is a ham guy.

by Hamguy1 June 27, 2014

grey ham

A giga chad with a huge cock who can fuck any man in sight just by looking at them.

Damn I wish I could fuck grey ham. He’s so fucking hot.

by hamenjoyer08 April 19, 2022

Ham Hater

Derogatory term for someone of the Jewish persuasion

Menachem: No thanks for the offer of the barbecued pork lips sandwich
Bubba: Sheesh, forgot you were a ham hater from Hebron

by wch-meister June 14, 2018

ham-fistedly

Doing something with no finesse or precision, almost as if your fists were made of ham.

He ham-fistedly attempted to carve the sculpture...the result of which was far from aesthetically pleasing

by DomM6669 May 31, 2016

Knee-hams

The flab hanging to the side of the knees, typically on the interior of the legs of the ultra obese, but in special cases on the exterior too.

"lookit the knee-hams on that! She shouldn't be wearing shorts in Walmart!"

by MissMmd January 1, 2012

Jon Hamming

clearly demonstrating a bulge in your crotch of your pants, shorts, chubbies, etc. Sticky Fingers style.

Those pants are too tight, bro. You're totally Jon Hamming it.

by UrbanDictionarySnob July 2, 2015