Holy Melon

Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).

Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.

by MelonMan420 December 02, 2019

holy crapazoid

When you have just been made aware of something that blows your mind,either good or bad.

you open your mail and see that the irs is going to start an audit on you holy crapazoid!!

by waynes world from no mans land September 24, 2011

Holy nuts

Another way of saying Holy shit... Just infront of the grandparents.

Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me

by Danni daVito April 20, 2020

The Holy Trinity

The Holy Trinity is a term used by inner-city Melbourne secondary schoolers referring to the sauces on a HSP (Halal Snack Pack), BBQ, Garlic and Chilli sauce.

Employee: "What sauces would you like ?"
Customer: "The Holy Trinity"
Employee: "Too easy bro!"

by bachhead February 12, 2021

holy loli

Anime lovers would prefer to use it instead of Holy moly or Holy shit.

*Someone shows you his/her waifu pillow*
You: Holy loli!

by AnimeLoversOnly September 17, 2017

Holy Rollers

A holy roller is someone someone super cool who is really into spirituality and making the world a better place.

The holy rollers got enraptured in a prayer and then went on to save the dolphins.

by RaysofLife747 May 20, 2021

Holy Trinity

The mixture of smoking weed, drinking alcohol , and taking a Xanax .

I don’t remember last night, I was off the holy trinity

by Jamie James 757 January 12, 2022