butt hammers

when a particular individual laks the self awarness to complete a wipe, leaving small particles of poop clinging on the the tendriles of hair on the inside ones butt cheeks.

I wish i would have spent more time on the wipe, ive got a massive set of butt hammers right now.

by jonny lyford August 19, 2007

hammer and nail

A way of describing heavy metal couples Hammer the guy and nail the chick.

Hey man hows your nail doing?
Hey babe hows your hammer doing

by Moe Rocca December 12, 2004

MC Hammer

If yo think that mc hammer is a one hit wonder you obviously need yo head examining. he is oldskool and he's had loads of hits, my favourite being- whoomp there it is. turn this mother out is pretty dope too. he dont compare to the grand master flash though cos he is da man. Shamone! Oh and some of you more cultured peeps mite remember the adams family groove( that wasnt hammer's best track)

"it's hammer time"

by Dan McCabe January 1, 2004

MC Hammer

Stupid one hit wonder who wears parachute pants.

When MC Hammer found out about a sale for half price off parachute pants,he screamed like a little girl.

by TheWiggidy April 30, 2004

HAMMER TIME

A stupid, worn-out phrase that was popular from 1990-1992 when M.C. Hammer was considered "The Genius of Hip-hop".

Hammer Time!

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

hammer time

Awesomeness. True awesomeness.

Remade in the 2000's with Peter Time

by Mister Ignorant June 24, 2004

Sludge Hammer

When a male smears his penis in shit and repeatedly cocksmacks his girlfriend, usually performed in a construction site porto-potty.

Yeah, we were working on the new municipal building and I gave my girlfriend the old Sludge Hammer during lunch break.

by DieMinze May 17, 2010