dick grease

A slut or whore. This definition is derived from the lubrication provided by the vagina.

Jose: Did you bang that ho from the party last night?
Derik: Yeah, that dick grease was good stuff!

by Longhorn17 March 24, 2010

Grease Monkey

A term for someone that needs a shower.

That girl is gross, she looks like a grease monkey.

by SarahThaBoss(; August 13, 2009

greaser

a wicked dump that streaks the toilet

Damn that fish is killing my stomach, I feel a greaser coming on.

by akirafire June 27, 2008

Geisha

One that is a Japanese putita.

- Do you even know what "Geisha" is about?
- Yea, a Japanese putita.

by DogE July 29, 2008

greaseblog

The residue left on furniture when greaseball relatives visit for the sole purpose of continuing the same conversation -- between themselves -- that has been going on for decades, but this time (during the visit) they never stop eating, talking, gulping, gasping, belching, and yelling (at the same time). The enshrinement of such ancestors is best done with raspberries of derision and peals of maniacal laughter. That is why I am posting such time-capsule quality definitions. See my "greaseball" and "blocher, kakker, Schnorrer" definitions. "Hey, everybody! Rest in peace... but be sure to keep your inane conversations going without me... for a change!" For the rest of the story, be sure to check out the totality of my web site at www.squarf.com - Thankyouverymuch.
-Lorenzo Q. Squarf, Flamekeeper of Western civilization

Oh, look! Uncle Blovitz wiped a booger on the upholstery!

by squarf March 3, 2004

Greasing the monkey

Masturbating

I told my brother to stop Greasing the monkey on the top bunk!

by CakeHose May 23, 2009

Grease Injection

(Noun) The act of inserting the movie "Grease" into your own, or your partner's anus; normally done out of the need for spontaneous sexual adventure or sheer hate for the film. Often confused with, the more common, "The Sound of Music Injection".

Last night, I performed a Grease Injection on myself while baby-sitting my neighbor's 3-year old.

"Did you inject her with 'Grease' last night?"

by Dr. Dumperdoodle May 7, 2010