Good Grades

Felacio; blow job; head; oral sex; knowledge(good grades)

"That bitch gave me Good Grades!"

"Damn, I'm trying to get some Good Grades tonight!"

by JP Baby May 3, 2006

Open the Flood Gates

When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.

A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"

Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"

Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."

by Nerezza January 21, 2009

Enemy at the gates

When a chick is 6 months pregnant and decides to have sex. The act of pounding the cervix, jake the snake creates a knocking sound that the child will remeber for the rest of his/her life.

What she had told me was the weight of the baby while she was standing up with all the years of enemy at the gates her cervix was about to give.

by Cervexor April 10, 2010

greatest band ever

Queen. You can't argue against it.

Yo, man. Queen is the greatest band ever.

by dat1noob March 28, 2019

talking grapes

Verb (intransitive)-To speak with disrespect or scornful abuse.

"Yeah, I heard he was talking grapes about these nancy-ass jimmys."

by Chris McCrap July 16, 2008

grateful dead

The dance you do when you're stoned.

Goes a little something like this:

You wave your arms about whilst skipping in a small circle. Making odd noises is optional.

Shaniqua: Hey baby wanna dirty dance with me?
Me: Nah, watch me freestyle doing the grateful dead!

by Jack Townshend June 21, 2006

Cheese Grater

A sexual act which is performed in the classic doggy style position or any variation of, where the woman has an unusual amount of back acne. When the male is about to cum he pulls out a cheese grater or apple peeler and tries to remove as much back acne as possible before ejaculation with said instrument before the girl runs away. Extra points awarded if the woman has a humpback

"Kim's back is bleeding really badly because she got a cheese grater last night"

by UberNoCrono May 27, 2008