Goose stuck in the puddle

The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.

Yo bro, early morning? I hear that goose stuck in the puddle this morning.

by Sean mcvay April 6, 2017

Talk to me Goose

"Talk to me, Goose" means it is your turn to speak, talk or respond.

If you are on a live selling platform, then ask the seller about an item you are interested in, and the seller shows you the item you asked about but you don't respond, the seller will say," Talk to me Goose". Because it's your turn, and you are it. Like the game duck, duck, Goose. Once tagged, you are it!

by Luv2Vape April 25, 2023

silly little goose

Me. I am silly little goose.

Bird #1: who is silly little goose?

Bird #2: squawk.

Silly Little Goose: Me. I am silly little goose. *insert evil goose laughter*

by Silly little goose February 11, 2023

goose go honk

Jesus if he was just a racist white guy with long hair

How he looks like Jesus he's just racist tho he's goose go honk

by Klu klux king August 31, 2022

silly goofy goose

when you are just so gosh darn silly and goofy that you can be compared to that of a goose.

Ted: you know, he sure is a silly goofy goose...
Garold: who wiggs?
Mr.Wiggs: yes me ofc I'm the silly goofy goose

by Shhhhhh :) March 22, 2022

noose your goose

Shut your mouth

“Oi do one mate”

“Noose your goose bruv, this is my fucking house”

by Dented May 22, 2021

I kicked a goose

A poor attempt at dirty talk

Mikey: "I've been bad..."
Sharon: "Oh yeah? How bad?
Mikey: "I kicked a goose."
Sharon: "Ya- wait what?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023