Goat Ravisher

The unknown graffiti artist who terrorized Metro Atlanta for an indefinite period of time beginning in the mid 1990s. Known for compelling statements ranging from socio economic development to claims to the city's ownership. By far, one of the most cogent and succinct artists of modern times.

Goat Ravisher owns this city.
Goat Ravisher sez 'Hail Odin'
Goat Ravisher's tag has appeared on the Black Crows behind the music documentary and TRL on MTV.

by Ching Chong Bundy May 20, 2006

goat status

Greatest of all time but also the best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase "goat status" is very relaxed, never goes out of style.

Dude those shoes are goat status

Micheal Jordan is goat status

by Zitley June 4, 2018

the goatwing

The act of tucking your dick and balls while bending over and simultaneously stretching the skin on your balls to portray a goat with batwing genitalia. This is a combination of the goat and batwing poses, therefore the victim of this sight gets 7 kicks plus the requisite "Fag!"

"Hey, I just gave Bill the goatwing. He's been crying ever since."

by mattyguru August 6, 2007

Colon Goalie

A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!

by KillCam November 1, 2008

Go Fuck A Goat

Relating to the town of Granville, MA where goat fucking is highly practiced. Could be used literally or just to tell someone to get out.

"Yo man, lets chill!"
"Why don't you go fuck a goat instead."

by Poor Raped Goat July 29, 2008

goatass

your butt.

fuck me up the goatass!

by jimbo March 16, 2003

Flying Goat

A goat with wings that can fly at great speeds thanks to rocket propulsion from its anus.

ZOMG! That flying goat peed on my lollerskates

by Darkz November 16, 2006