God 

A being who is a caring, loving person. Millions have died for their faith for a good GOSHDAMNED reason!!
so, all you faggots who keep saying 'God doesn't exist' should go kill youselves.
If God doesn't exist, then how the heck were we made???
Exactly. There is force better than us and his name is GOD.
So all you stupid people shut the fuck up.

"If you follow God, when you go to heaven, you recieve eternal life."

God by biffle May 17, 2008

God 

A guy who wears a fast food uniform and still looks cool.

Praise our god for this $5 MEAL!

God by Doofles the Boofles September 7, 2016

God 

Owen Lockwood

Wow Owen Lockwood, the god, what a hottie

God by Wut m8 May 27, 2017

God 

What Christians believe is in our hearts, floating above the clouds. The entity that has created life. The entity that has created love as we know it.

A deity that, once you really think about it, is an asshole.

Billions of living beings die every day. Then, they are instantly forgotten. What kind and loving god would do that?

God by sirdefenition June 1, 2017

God 

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.

God is almighty

God by Believer and follower of Chris July 7, 2017

God 

1: Synonym for deity. Plural: Gods. Whether it's a proper noun or not depends on if the god in question is from a unitheist religon or a multitheist religon
2: a word often used to convey suprise or exitement. Usually when used like this it is a proper noun

Occording to insert religon here, god name here is the god of insert thing here

Good God, that concert was loud!

God by MrMrMemeyGuy October 21, 2017

god 

first off... let’s take a moment.

God. capital G. not god. He ain’t no greek god. He is the one and only, God.

this mans brought His only son down to earth and what did His son do? He carried the cross that he was meant to die on, got nailed to that cross, died and went to heaven, RESSURECTED, came back down to earth seeing all his buddies confusing the heck out of them, not only did he resurrect, he also ascended back up to heaven. This was all done by who? oh yeah God. So please, THE LEAST you can do is capitalize his name. You capitalize your name don’t you? Well this guy is 100x more powerful than you i’m surprised we don’t capitalize His whole name.

Uneducated person: “Oh god please help me”

Educated person: “Oh God, please help me.”
(who do you think God is going to help? because the first person is just breaking the first commandment. the second is actually asking Him for help. think about that)

god by calvinklien January 18, 2018