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God

A being who is a caring, loving person. Millions have died for their faith for a good GOSHDAMNED reason!!
so, all you faggots who keep saying 'God doesn't exist' should go kill youselves.
If God doesn't exist, then how the heck were we made???
Exactly. There is force better than us and his name is GOD.
So all you stupid people shut the fuck up.
"If you follow God, when you go to heaven, you recieve eternal life."
by biffle May 17, 2008
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A guy who wears a fast food uniform and still looks cool.
Praise our god for this $5 MEAL!
by Doofles the Boofles September 7, 2016
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Wow Owen Lockwood, the god, what a hottie
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What Christians believe is in our hearts, floating above the clouds. The entity that has created life. The entity that has created love as we know it.

A deity that, once you really think about it, is an asshole.
Billions of living beings die every day. Then, they are instantly forgotten. What kind and loving god would do that?
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In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
God is almighty
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God

1: Synonym for deity. Plural: Gods. Whether it's a proper noun or not depends on if the god in question is from a unitheist religon or a multitheist religon
2: a word often used to convey suprise or exitement. Usually when used like this it is a proper noun
Occording to insert religon here, god name here is the god of insert thing here

Good God, that concert was loud!
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first off... let’s take a moment.

God. capital G. not god. He ain’t no greek god. He is the one and only, God.

this mans brought His only son down to earth and what did His son do? He carried the cross that he was meant to die on, got nailed to that cross, died and went to heaven, RESSURECTED, came back down to earth seeing all his buddies confusing the heck out of them, not only did he resurrect, he also ascended back up to heaven. This was all done by who? oh yeah God. So please, THE LEAST you can do is capitalize his name. You capitalize your name don’t you? Well this guy is 100x more powerful than you i’m surprised we don’t capitalize His whole name.
Uneducated person: “Oh god please help me

Educated person: “Oh God, please help me.”
(who do you think God is going to help? because the first person is just breaking the first commandment. the second is actually asking Him for help. think about that)
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