god

God- The dude with all power and stuff. He has shiney glowy super-being powers.

(The omnipotent being scriptX is mad at because he got herpes from his lover and now can't be accepted among his friends and family. Blames it all on the guy upstairs when he knows its all his own fault.)

"Dude, God just pwnz0r3d me in Raven Shield!"

by Butters McTripsterflipster April 17, 2004

On God

When you are sirius about something

random ass nigga: You a pussy ass bitch
You: On god, I'm gunna beat your ass

by SuperTigerYT July 10, 2018

god

A creature of great power and rules...stuff. There are many of these beings in liturature and other fiction.

God? Which one? Buddah? Zeus?

by Choo-Choo McGrew September 16, 2006

god

In Anglo-American Mythology: an entity which has traditionally been male but is more likely female. A mechanism for self defense against disgust - ex 'Oh, GOD!'. A person who is the father of a carpenter. At one time in history, Bill Gates.

God kills a kitten everytime you masturbate.

God doesn't discriminate. She hates mormons and morons alike.

by Scarlett May 13, 2003

god

The exception to all absolutes.

To provide an example would be contrary to my definition for God.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

God

An all powerful and all seeing being in heaven.

May god himself reach down from heaven just to wipe your ass

by Keynon April 24, 2005

God

Obviously, this is an impossible word to define. It has no boundaries and God is Infinity (<-no boundaries).

By being infinite, God is everywhere and no where, everything and nothing. God is our very self. God is not an exact person, though, we generally use the third person singular male pronouns (He, Him, His, and the label Father) because that is the common practice where most of our readers live.

Person 1: Oh my god! There's God!

Person 2: What? God isn't a person.

by xXkuroXkageXninjaXx October 17, 2008