Gloria

Gloria is a little bluewaffle that will act like a grandma but then bitch like mad

Wow man your grandma is a real Gloria!

by Pussyfucker1738 January 2, 2017

Gloria

A crazy girl who likes to watch you sleep alone and feeds off of souls

Gloria is going to get you

by Freeghost June 10, 2018

glorck

Doc.

I am the GLORCK.

Go to the GLORCK!

by Dr. DeLange October 8, 2003

Glorb

Excessive clock/wristwatch/timepiece watching in anticipation of the conclusion of a class/workday/workout session/ ballet recital/ visit to the proctologist etc.

Dude 1: "Man, I cant believe how boring this class is!"
Dude 2: "Ya I agree, Ive been glorbing for the last half hour."

by davinci41 October 16, 2008

Glorimlain

A defining word for a collection of all online fails.

If in use, the word can describe a certain person as a 'noob', 'nub', 'failure' or/ including all of the following:

also-ran, beat, bum, castaway, deadbeat, derelict, disappointment, dud, flop, good-for-nothing, incompetent, insolvent, loafer, loser, lumpy, nobody, prodigal, washout, born loser, defaulter, has-been, might-have-been, moocher, no-good, nonperformer, turkey, underachiever

Those are which are not used in Online slang, but can be ported to online slang with the use of Glorimlain

(When Speaking to Someone)
1. What a Glorimlain!

2. There seems to be a bunch of Glorimlains here.

(Other Examples)
1. I hope this doesn't Glorimlain...
2. By all the Glorimlains in the world, why... don't we have a dry tray?!
3. This PC is a damn Glorimlain...

by Flappers2000 July 6, 2009

Glonyepiflon

When a guy/girl doesn’t seem quite right or a bit iffy.

Damn your crush is a bit glonyepiflon, don’t you think?

by Alexspencer June 6, 2020

Knickerbocker Glories

underpants, underwear

I need to buy some more Knickerbocker Glories

by Lianne Gray November 30, 2003