tube fuckin

when a couple take an inter tube into a lake or body of water and you swim up through the center of the tube with your arms around the tube and the girl pulls her bikini to the side so you can have sex both leaning aginst the tube for better pinatration

we were tube fuckin at lake haveascrew and when we got back to shore another couple said can we barrow that inter tube and 10 minutes later 15 couples in tubes in the water fuckin

by the randyman January 16, 2010

I fuckin doubt it

Used primarily when you are 200% sure that the statement you just heard is straight horse cockery and bullshit.

Donaldson: I came across a flaming car wreck and pulled out all the passengers and put the fire out

Reigelsperger: I fuckin doubt it!

by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011

within fucking distance

close proximity to the target of your sexual desires.

Although Adrian and Dao are within fucking distance, Adrian has yet to get any action.

by ashybutclassyintern September 12, 2011

feel fucking good

That experience where your mind, body and spirit are consumed by the feeling of having captured the essence of life. Usually fleeting.

Just ate poutine. I feel fucking good yo

by fershits&giggles March 10, 2016

banana fucking

The act of cutting a plantain to the length of your dick, extrtacting the contents from the peel, and FUCKING it

P1: My GF went on a trip tonight, so once she left, I restarted an old guilty pleasure...
P2: Oh?
P1: I did some banana fucking.
P2: You need help, bruh.

by Doctor Fucker January 29, 2017

you fucking spoon

An insult

Bob: why didn't you call me last night?
Kim: Because I'm not intrested!

Bob: What?
Kim: take a hint you fucking spoon

by whats it to you??????? May 27, 2017

Matt Fucking Ridge

Destroyer of all known thotty bitches.
His giant dick is so big if you jumped off it you'll have ripped throught the fabric of time and space

Literal human embodiment of a burnin pile of unfiltered goblin shit

*cough* I would rather be analy fucked by a minion in a Chinese concentration camp the sit next to Matt Fucking Ridge.

by Rwandan genocide October 1, 2017