football

the sport where you kick a ball and pretend to D I E when someone touches you're ear

football player 1: (touches ear)
football player 2: (drops to the ground and pretends he got ran over) AAAHHHH MY EVERYTHING!!!
football player 1: wtf?
referee: that's not a fault
football team 2 fans: WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S TOTALLY A FAULT!!!!!

by burgerking footletuce November 30, 2018

Football

The most popular sport of the world. And a sort of worshipping for some fans in England. Played on a simple grounds with simple rules. The very nature of the game seems overly simple and one dimensional, but there is no other sport that inspires so much passion and commitment by fans.

Football is a simple game, it's being played for 90 minutes and in the end, germans stand victorious

by TheOneWhoNamedAllThings January 16, 2019

football

The sport that suck and marching band is so much better then. Band gets more trophy's then the football and the band does not have bench warmers.

The football team sucks. The people only come for the half time show from the band

by 871263489725t2187ry1289try9128 February 12, 2019

Football sexual

A person who when talking about themselves, instead describes the past four seasons of THEIR football team.

I used to like to go to Applebee's, but now the bar is full of football sexuals.

by Lindydanny March 16, 2019

Football

This is a famous sport played by (mostly) everyone. There are two kinds of football; rugby for American, and soccer for British. British football, or soccer, is being used more than American football, which is rugby.

What football do you play? Rugby or soccer?

by Gervy March 22, 2019

Football

The first time I ever disappointed my parents.

"For Christ's sake, son! That's not how you play football!"

by CuteBoy56 June 14, 2019

Football Player

Someone who plays football
Not always a jock, usually people who like to play just for fun and are athletic.
Besides from a few people football players are usually kind and don’t just like cheerleaders

(Yes, you’re probably surprised)

The football player ran down the field for a game winning touchdown.

by TheRunningBackwithAHonorRoll November 20, 2019