Finger Macking

Finger Macking is when an individual uses their fingers to interact in a flirtatus mannor through keyboards, letters, and sign language.

I am not gonna go to the bar because I got this finger macking on lock

by Wherethewildkinzare November 5, 2015

finger smeller

One who sniffs his or her finger (s) immediately following an intentional whisping sweep of the genitalia area Of their body. This act is generally performed as a cleanliness assessment.

John from human resources is totally a finger smeller. He stood by the copier about three times with his hand underneath his nose while he had a coffee. I almost mistook him for a tool-sniffer.

by zillarealm November 28, 2015

finger bled

When a pleb inserts his finger into another man's anus, and the tensing of his anal muscles causes blood loss in the pleb's finger.

Dude, we were trying some kinky shit yesterday and that pleb got some serious finger bled.

by lookatmymushrooms January 10, 2016

finger twins

When you are such a cheap bitch that you go to Primark and buy a shit £1 set of false nails and not content with only getting 1 pair out of them, your mate makes them fit her nails too.

Awwww look, finger twins!

by Loopy Lamb April 3, 2016

Finger Blaster Master

One who is noticeably more talented at pleasing women with his/her fingers than others, particularly in the vaginal region.

"That man is a pleasure sage." "Yeah, he is a Finger Blaster Master"

by Bigtoesmcgee April 17, 2016

finger muppet

Somebody who contorts their fingers while posing for photograph.

Look at those finger muppets trying look cooler than they are. Try hards.

by LowHz September 11, 2016

Finger-Bum

to place ones finger, in ones bum whilst under instruction to only place fingers in the vagina.

"OH MY GAWD, MEXICAN! WHY DID YOU FINGER -BUM ME!! THERE WAS NO BUM CONSENT!"

Good ol'Finger-Bum

by Dan&Indi September 8, 2016