Fanny fit

Maddy

“Oh my god stop having such a fanny fit... I mean a Maddy ”

by Rajinda October 24, 2019

Fanny Dodger

A male who does not like to have sexual relations with females

How that Dave is a reet fanny dodger isn't he.

by Mr Ippon August 1, 2018

Fanny Guzzler

Someone who has a liking fir drinking lady wee

Person 1: "I met a girl last night and when I was licking the mantlepiece she started to pee and I drank it."

Person 2: "You're such a Fanny Guzzler!"

by Dizzydan1980 August 1, 2022

Fanny-bollocks

An extremely fleshy or meaty vulva, so much so that it resembles a pair of large testicles from certain angles. This is, of course, the British English usage of fanny.

Joe: would you fuck Lilly Allen?
Steve: Nah, she looks like she'd have massive fanny-bollocks.

by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth May 1, 2021

Tabogan fanny

When her love tunnel has seen so many helmets that the cum slides out quicker than a Jamaican bobsleigh team

Richard couldn’t tell if his cock was in her cavernous vagina as she had a tabogan fanny

by Frieda Shiels March 29, 2019

Fanny Magnet

A man by the name of Glenn Murray

That striker from Watford, absolute Fanny Magnet.

by GlennShaggerMurray January 23, 2021

fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.

So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.

by bitchuck August 31, 2024