Minnesota Frostbite

The act of spreading open your partner's vagina and dropping in as many ice cubes as possible. You then proceed to have sexual intercourse packing in the cubes with the tip of your penis until her vaginal walls freeze. For best results, do all of this whilst listening to the song "Cold as Ice" by Foreigner.

Dude, I met this chick at the bar last night. She was totally diggin' the Minnesota frostbite I gave her.

by BoJangleJanges69 April 13, 2014

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jack frosty

A "jack frosty" is a unique dildo. The dildo is made by the male urinating in a condom, preferably a magnum condom, then the condom is placed in the freezer until the urine freezes. The female then uses the frozen urine filled condom as a dildo.

Caleb: Yo man, how was that girl you took home last night?
Aidan: Yeah, it was great, but she wanted me to do a jack frosty.
Caleb: Oh, thats fucked up.

by Weed B Gon May 14, 2016

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Alabama Frosty Tip

When, for some odd reason, your penis is frostbitten and the tip of said penis falls off leaving you with just a shaft.

The red headed woman wanted sex with the italian but, because of his Alabama frosty tip, he would recieve no pleasure.

by 5dorra October 12, 2016

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Jack Frost

When you freeze a bottle of lube and then use it to briskly stroke your shaft. Bonus points if you are sitting on the edge of a chair with your testicles hanging over a lit tea light candle on the floor. (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)

Hey Dave, I dropped my bottle of KY Jelly in a snow bank and when I found it I gave myself a Jack Frost.

by Network Pathogen February 11, 2021

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