French Squeeze

When upon penetration, the recipient repeatedly clenches their vaginal or rectal muscles to provide stimulation.

"My girl can't take my while dick so whenever I wanna out it in she just give me a French squeeze"

by GhostofBuffalo May 18, 2019

french head

"French head" is my 90+ year old grandfathers slang term for a dildo

She pleasures herself with a French head.

by OutofSpace December 13, 2015

french dirt

pussy

I ate some french dirt at my girls place last night

by geoefery July 29, 2022

The French Catheter

While getting a blow job from someone with a stoma you put your finger over the stoma to increase the suction.

Debbie wasn’t getting a good seal on Joe, so she gave herself the French catheter and finished the job like a pro.

by July 21, 2022

french birth

A nasty unusual way of birth dealing with mainly the pussy

They had a french birth

by Don't worry bout a thing March 30, 2018

French Cruller

An act of sexual mastication between consenting partners, for the sweet tooth in us all. Delicately place a round pastry atop the orifice of your choice on/in your partner. While the partner lies waiting, you lean in and devour with gusto the pastry. The pastry must not fall. You will know you are done by the sensation of a "satisfying film" in your mouth.

I was hungry, (s)he was horny, so we settled on a couple of French crullers and both left quite satisfied.

by Choop May 26, 2017

French goodbye

Leaving a sexual partner with a bruised left butt cheek, a red right butt cheek, and cum sprayed inbetween, in a manner resembling the French tricolour flag.

Friend: How was yesterday night?
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.

by CarlVonClausewitz April 23, 2023