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Duck Fever

The next big "epidemic" that the government will make up too keep us on our toes. Will come shortly after Pig flu is forgotten.
"Jonny has Duck Fever"
"That sucks man, he had swine flu a couple months ago!!"
by drjemt May 6, 2009
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Hwy Fever

Short for Highway fever

1. A very contagious fever that causes the responsible driving part of the brain to slip out of consciousness. Caught while driving on major Highways such as Trans Canada or Interstate.

Symptoms: Driving very fast, excessive passing on the opposite lane and tailgating at 100km/h.

The risk of Hwy Fever increases with prolonged driving on the Highway. Worst when combined with city driving and drowsiness.
We started the road trip with our driver's manuals glued to our head.

We ended the road trip in a dazed state with severe Hwy Fever only snapping into consciousness when a passenger pointed out we were hitting 180 km/h.
by Fullime August 15, 2009
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Viking Fever

A term used to describe an individual who has a strong sexual fetish-liking towards other individual who possess Scandinavian features, most notably blond hair and blue eyes who also who might exert some degree of Germanophilia/Scandinavian phile.

This term is used in a similar context with an individual who might have a strong fetish for Asians, also known as Yellow Fever.

Viking Fever can also be used loosely to refer to the liking of red-haired individuals (Erik the Red a famous Viking was redheaded) or light haired with light colored eyes individuals. The term can only be applied to individuals who are of Non-European descent (i.e. Africans, Asians, Arabs, Hispanics, etc.) or really dark-skinned/hair Europeans; but no particular race in general, as long as the person being told they have Viking Fever aren't Scandinavian themselves.
Friend 1: Bro I love Taylor Swift, she has such beautiful blond hair and blue eyes

Friend 2: Dude you got Viking Fever!

Friend 1: What's that?!?!?!

Friend 2: Means you have a fetish for blonds!
by Adam Strong January 28, 2013
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Flangeler Fever

An illness brought upon a human when faced with a lack of flange
Yo jerkoff are you okay, you look like toasted shit, maybe it's due to your lack of fanny....I BET YOU HAVE FRICKIN FLANGELER FEVER!
by turkiejerkie April 16, 2009
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Crumpet Fever

-noun
1. An attraction to British people
2. A fetish for the British accent
3. An obsession with the movie "Love Actually" and the band "Coldplay"
Karen: "Hugh Grant is the perfect man."
Linda: "Looks like SOMEBODY has Crumpet Fever".
by Curry Fever December 29, 2009
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badge fever

A condition that goes into overdrive when ordinary men are
wearing a badge and a uniform which causes them to punch out women with the full support of their peers, who also wear badges.
Feminist Bitch #1: 'Dude, whatever happened to NEVER okay to hit a woman?'

Feminist Bitch #2: 'I think its different if men wear badges, and their popes absolve them for manhandling elderly women and teenage girls, cause they have developed badge fever.'
by toxicmom June 19, 2010
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skin fever

malady experienced during winter, up until spring; when bodies are "bundled up" in fabric/s.
saw my first halter top today, so nice to lose the skin fever!

jeb's skin fever quickly melted away, upon arrival at the nude beach!!

she was baring "prime parts" and celebrating departure of the skin fever!!
by michael foolsley May 20, 2011
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