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Weird as fuck, very average looking, nothing special about them and you most probably don't need them in your life. But they lowkey kinda a lil funny doe so please keep us around.
Emily is such a freak
Emily by Ainsley_is_supreme February 2, 2020
A literal bitch who you shouldn’t waste your time with. Emily’s will fall for you and make you think they like you. Then one minute later they ghost you and they be a complete bitch about it. When you try to contact them, they blame everything on you and make you feel terrible.

Don’t waste your time!
1. Dude who’s that one girl?
2. That’s Emily! Don’t even bother with her. She’s such a bitch!
Emily by Master of pineapples March 15, 2020
barney: yo are you frineds w emily?
ian: idk she’s just... ya know? ketchup.
barney: no cap!!!! #saggytits
emily by animalcrackeraddict69 March 17, 2020
Biggest bitch there ever was. Everyone thinks she’s so perfect and nice and the sweetest angel, but she’ll stab you in the back the minute the gets a chance. She acts like your best friend one minute but then ditches you and betrays you the next. But it’s okay though, because she got fat and ugly after high school and probably crushes her twig of a boyfriend in bed. We hope she dies in the worst way possible, but Coronavirus will do.
Wow, what an ugly fat bitch. Her name must be Emily.”
Emily by Karma6660 March 19, 2020
Absolutely the worst name in known history!! Whoever has this name can go eat a butt and then go jump off a plane, with a parachute of course!! And wish they don’t die because of their cursed name Emily!!
Emily: Hey my name is Emily

Person: ...just don’t talk to me

Emily: why

Person: because your name sucks, only come back once you changed it and don’t you dare change it to Emma either because ya both gay and I mean the stupid gay
Emily by Just that jay.org March 24, 2020
A fucking cunt that can't even finger herself one fucking bit, She's also a gay bitch that thinks she's so cool and is bi, Shell suck very dick on the block and fuck every guy. Emilys are bitches
You: Hey Emily can you suck my dick?

Emily: Sure