elephants

very large pink animals which come into your home uninvited drink all ur coffee then spill it on your new cream carpet

the ones who attacked bransholme......bastards

by unknown March 11, 2004

Elephantitis Vaginitis

The swelling of a woman's vagina that is so large her vagina can obviously be seen through her pants. Sometimes confused with camel toe, this condition differs in that it involves the entire mons pubis area and not just the vaginal lips. The easiest time to observe this phenomena is at the gym with women wearing lycra shorts or pants.

OMG, Andrea has the worst case of elephantitis vaginitis I've ever seen. She really needs to wear something to cover that up!

by vinspector December 18, 2011

elephantitis of the nuts

An extremely cool photo opportunity. See elephantitis for the dieseise itself. See rotten.com for some cool pictures of this.

Wow gumba, those are huge. If your dick wasn't equally massive I'd think you had elephantitis of the nuts.

by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004

elephants

To be intoxicated with alcohol i.e. drunk. Shortening of cockney rhyming slang 'elephant's trunk'.

Cop that bog trotter, he's totally elephants!

by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008

elephantitis-of-the-testicles

A condition causing abnormally large testicles that always come through in the clutch. Term created by The Sports Guy.

James Posey drained an elephantitis-of-the-testicles 3-pointer in the 4th quarter of game 4.

by J-Fre June 15, 2008

elephantitus

(the incorrect spelling of the word ''elephantiasis'')
adj. derived from the infectious disease elephantiasis which results in mass enlargement of bodily parts. in slang terms it refers to the large girth of the penis and/or testicles in normal males.

girl one: steve has a massive case of elephantitus!
girl two: thats crazy, coz he has really small hands

by mx5 May 14, 2006

elephansing

A word meaning great, brillient, fantastic, awsome. all rolled into 1 word so its easy to use. Pronounced Ella-fu-sing

Georgia is so Elephansing
trippy is such a Elephansing word
Broadbent is such a Elephansing person

by Master B. Broadbent June 10, 2008