earthies

Plural of earthy refferring to earthworms

I was digging a hole and had to stop because of my massive phobia of earthies.

by Burkes Anatomy March 22, 2021

ear5htoberr6

ear5htoberr6, really amazing tik tok mutual you should definitely follow them!!!

ear5htoberr6 is swagier than you!!!

by soliariumas September 25, 2021

earth libraries

Started by a prestigious group of librarians and archivists from around the globe, Earth Libraries was originally formed to ensure protection of the world's knowledge and social history during times of war.

Earth Libraries change my life with it’s Spotify playlist.

by Redacted User November 23, 2021

Earth Wire

Somebody who is in an unenviable position, too pusillanimous to do anything that might improve it, yet envious of someone else in a similar bad position who has the courage to take some action. Named for these bold yellow and green stripes, Earth Wires choose instead to wallow in their own misery; pretending that suffering in silence is a noble act, and ignoring how much better everything could be for themself and others affected by the same problems.

"Bleedin' tube drivers, going on strike again! They probably get paid more than most of their passengers, and yet you don't hear me complaining about it!"
"What the hell? I'd sooner break bread with a scab than an earth wire!"

"Look at that Earth Wire, sweating his tits off while the boss has the heating on 26 degrees all day so she can swan around in her skimpy blouse and mini-skirt, and making me look bad for complaining about the heat!"

by brgderby November 26, 2021

Earth

To kill or destroy.

1. I’d earth some Wendy’s right now.
2. He’s weak, I’d earth him with one punch.
3. I’d absolutely earth his punk ass.
4. Damn, they shot him 7 times in the head? They earthed him.

by camdólo April 21, 2022

Earthling demigod

A demigod from Earth. Also called terrestrial demigod. Please see starchild demigod, (ie. celestial demigod) as opposed to earthling demigod.

EXTRA NOTES:
-Earthling demigods are usually less intelligent, virtuous and powerful than the celestial demigods.

-They have the bad habits of humanity, including stubborness, prejudist, irrationality, narrow-mindedness and excessive egoism unlike the celestial demigods.

The starchild demigod mocked, 'You Earthling demigods are the scum of the Earth. We celestial demigods come from the stars, so are far more ethereal. Like my divine father always said, earthling demigods are morally corrupt and can't be trusted. Your puny little swords stand no chance against our advanced military technology. You are powerless against us!'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis May 13, 2022

EARHOLAP

When someone thinks they can do a British accent but they do an Australian accent

Alex Thought he could do a British accent. Turns out he was an EARHOLAP

by Spixxy June 27, 2022