beer douche

much like a wine snob but a bit more low-brow, the beer douche is an expert on all things beer

"As soon as he started talking about an aftertaste of raspberries mingling with the hops I knew he was a beer douche."

by drjen September 1, 2009

daisy douche

A man who wears extremely short shorts that threaten to reveal his family jewels.

Check out that daisy douche running across the street! Men should not be allowed to wear shorts THAT short.

by blobcat October 23, 2008

Dickman Douche

A cunt of the highest order. A cunt so cunty all other cunts are measured by her cuntyness.

"Did you see what that awful broad wrote? " , "yeah, what a dickman douche"

by Dace Solo December 9, 2016

douche kayak

A person who is a douche, but you enjoy hanging out with them. One step above a douche canoe.

"I like hanging out with Tom and he is fun but he is still a douche."
"I know me too, he's a douche kayak."

by dk4lifee March 26, 2010

Douche Flute

A vape pen.

"Justin's douche flute made my fire alarm go off last night."

by Tclick October 14, 2017

douche sauce

its the water after its cleaned the womans gash

shaun do you want douche sauce with your kebab

by lukeboi July 9, 2006

douche-monger

One who spreads douche-like behavior. Always an insult. Used in place of douchebag.

-That guys an asshole
-Yeah, he's a real douche-monger

by not Dan N. January 1, 2009