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Dumpster Dunks 

A pair of semi-worn, name brand basketball shoes that you found in the garbage. Condition may vary.
"Dude, I found these almost new Jordans in the trash!"

"That's nasty, you gonna wear em'?"

"Hell yeah, these are gonna be my Dumpster Dunks".
Dumpster Dunks by Toomz May 18, 2010
When one has to shit so bad they leave the party.
" Hey where's Johnny? Hes up next on beer pong!"

Oh, He's not here..I think he dumpset!"
Dumpset by butts3000 May 21, 2011

Dumpster Detention 

Dumpster Detention was invented by a group of crime fighting Australian pioneers from the Sutherland Shire, who believed that any form of crime/misbehaviour/offensiveness should be punishable.

Dumpster Detention refers to the process of picking up an individual who has committed a minor crime/offense and placing them into a bin/dumpster. The individual is kept in said bin/dumpster for an amount of time appropriate to their crime/offence.
Guy 1: I disagree with your opinion. I believe that Edward from Twilight COULD kick Batman's backside.

Guy 2: That statement is offensive to myself, Batman and every being on this planet. I, therefore, decree that you shall be placed into Dumpster Detention till you see the error of your ways.

Guy 1: What is Dumps...Ack!

Guy 2: *picks up the offensive person and places them in the nearest trash receptacle*

dumpskie 

A person who gets high while taking a dump.
Whys he in the bathroom... He's getting dumpskie
dumpskie by Swagmastermaukauday December 21, 2013

dumpster titties 

When a girls breasts look like squidwards nose.. Or like they got trapped in a dumpster lid.
You know dequan's girl? She's got a bad case of the dumpster titties.

dumpster gravy

The foul smelling fluid that forms at the bottom of large quantities of garbage. It is formed from liquids that have been thrown out mixing in garbage cans or dumpsters.
Friend 1: Would you drink a cup of dumpster gravy for a million dollars.

Friend 2: I wouldn't drink it for ten million dollars.