Beeks Disease

when you spend money on dumb bitches that are fucking every one else, draining your life and you're too stupid to kick her to the curb.

He's back together with the chick that fucked his friends, stole his money and he's still paying her bills. He has Beeks Disease.

by John ferrell December 21, 2008

skin disease

Skin Desease- A person who irritates you so much, your soul feels irritated

Diana you're such a skin disease

by BRabbitt December 6, 2015

pavlo disease

when pavlo coughed into the mic and gave me a disease of stds

pavlo disease - a mic trasmitted disease

by reegan. September 21, 2020

Mad Cow Disease

A legitimate medical term for the symptoms of P.M.S.

A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.

Matt, "Thanks for taking me to the indian casino to play poker tonight. I had to get the fuck away from my wife before she drove me nuts."

Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."

by dooshkanew August 23, 2009

Mad hick disease

a disease that has been quarantined to the country sides to prevent further spread. Symptoms included killing of random animals, missing teeth, driving a large truck, judging your manhood on how much you can lift, and defining life through your high school football career.

I'm going back to the bubble, wish me luck and pray I don't die of frost bite/boredom/mad hick disease.

by Bubble escapee December 16, 2009

Mad Sow Disease

Attacks of Mad Sow Disease occur when you are running late for work and are the second car thats been asked to pull forward at the drive through winnow and when your food is brought out the fat sow in front of you refuses to pull up so you can leave because her fat loser 30-something boyfreind wearing a Pokemon t-shirt has gone inside to use the can and she is afraid he won't find her if she moves 20 feet.

I had an attack of mad sow disease at Mickey d's today, this fat sow boxed me in and I was late for work.

by Guy O March 18, 2011

Drabble's Disease

A form of stress suffered by all security officers, especially when they have to rush back and forth and are always forgetting things. One major symptom of Drabble's Disease is the constant going back and forth to retrieve something you forgot. The disease was named in honor of the world's greatest mall cop, Sergeant Ralph E. Drabble, Jr.

Ralph: Oh no, I've got to go to work here in a second. But I forgot my wallet. (He finds his wallet) Bye!

Rose: Bye Ralph, have a great day! (she sits down and starts reading)

Ralph: (coming back) Sorry, forgot my cell phone. Dang Drabble's Disease! Come to think of it, I forgot my lunch.

Rose: Drabble's Disease?! What in the world is that?

Ralph: Its what happens when mall cops get stressed. We forget everything. Its terrible! We have to do jumping jacks just to calm down.

Rose: Have you tried other forms of therapy?

Ralph: (he punches the air with anger) Yes, but I don't know what else helps. Darn mall cops! We don't know what to do when this hits.

Rose: Try massage or walking back and forth making healing noises. That's what always works for me! The more stressed you are, the harder it is.

Ralph: OK, maybe massage and Qigong would help. You sure know what you're talking about.

Rose: Sure, I've studied this stuff for years. Its not easy! But you've got to eaaaaaase away that Drabble's Disease.

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 16, 2011