oleaginous deuce

the act of eating fast food while on the toilet

Last night ended with a nice oleaginous deuce and little shame.

by Sgt. Donny Donowitz June 3, 2017

Drop a deuce

A pussy way for a man to say “taking a shit.” Someone not comfortable talking about pooping would use this term. Girly.

“Please excuse me, I need to go drop a deuce quickly.” **grown man says quietly then skips off to the bathroom**

by Baby back bitch September 23, 2023

Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.

What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??

by lexicon55 August 11, 2021

Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind

That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.

by Cletuscrow February 8, 2015

Deuce Deuce

A police officer and/or CO. Originating from prisons and county jails, this term is used to alert others of correctional officers entering the unit/cell block. Once out of incarceration, many former inmates continue to use this term to alert others of (a) law enforcement official(s) presence.

Most of us saw the correctional officer enter the unit. Many inmates yelled "deuce deuce!" in a vain attempt to alert the men smoking marijuana in the bathroom.

(inmate no.1)What happened to alI of your ass tobacco? (inmate no.2)I saw the deuce deuce coming in for the raid and I threw it across the unit. (inmate no.1) Daaaamn bro. That sucks!

by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018

Deuce in the Caboose

To defecate in one's drawers. Typically used to affectionately refer to a toddler pooping in their diapers. Adults see the droopy diaper from behind the toddler, or the caboose / rear-end.

Refer to related phrases: drop a deuce, deuce

Ohhhh, how cute! Your toddler is waddling away from the table...wait a minute! There appears to be a 'deuce in the caboose' of theirs!

by HeavyD in CH April 21, 2011

Deuce Fairy

A small, winged creature that flys around at night shitting in the mouths of humans. Most commonly after long nights of drinking and smoking.

Ah, fuck! The deuce fairy visited last night.

by Ash666666 June 26, 2018