Dumpster Dave

a person who: A, owns a shotgun and: B, frequently dumpster dives
(opposite sex: Dumpster Diane)

That guy, he is in a dumpster, He's probably a Dumpster Dave

by otg3 February 12, 2021

Dave

Not JohnyCool4522. That is his mortal enemy.

My name is JohnyCool4522, not Dave! Never call me that

by anonymous May 1, 2024

maintenance man Dave

A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.

Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!

by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023

Dave Device

An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.

When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.

by Fruitloop72 November 4, 2021

Dave has had s just just

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I Dave has had s just just died.

by Deez nuts in your jaws August 13, 2022

Dave

Dave's are majority awesome, they are very non-chalant and have max aura.

Person 1: OH MY GOSH, who's aura is entering this atmosphere
Person 2: It gotta be Dave

by TNickels. November 28, 2024

Double Daved

When you get double penetrated by two dudes named Dave, could also get triple Daved as well!

Caleb, don’t drink too much at the party, you might get Double Daved !

by Mcdoubledaved! September 23, 2023