Someone who has been coddled by their parents to the point where the ability to function in society has been retarded.
I asked Jen to light the candles. She said "I don't know how to use a lighter". She was a real coddletard.
I asked Jen to put he candles on the guests tables. She replied, "I am too embarrassed to put the candles on the tables". Coddletard.
I asked Jen to put he candles on the guests tables. She replied, "I am too embarrassed to put the candles on the tables". Coddletard.
by JonnyComment September 8, 2013
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A phrase used to describe a person whom is willing to trade their body for drugs especially methamphetamine or heroin; which both take on a liquid form (puddles) when heated.
2.This phase may also be used to describe a transaction-type relationship where one party is providing physical companionship in exchange for drugs and the opportunity to get high on a regular schedule
A phrase used to describe a person whom is willing to trade their body for drugs especially methamphetamine or heroin; which both take on a liquid form (puddles) when heated.
2.This phase may also be used to describe a transaction-type relationship where one party is providing physical companionship in exchange for drugs and the opportunity to get high on a regular schedule
"I've scored some dope, let's call that cute blonde over. I heard she's cuddles for puddles"
"Why is your mom still with that asshole?"
"Well, until he goes back to jail, they've got a cuddles for puddles kinda thing going on"
"Why is your mom still with that asshole?"
"Well, until he goes back to jail, they've got a cuddles for puddles kinda thing going on"
by CartiusMaximus July 13, 2016
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• cuddle puddle
• cuddlefuck
• cuddlebuddy
• cuddleslut
• Cuddle-able
• cuddle bitch
• Cuddlefish
• cuddle call
• cuddlebear
by la du November 14, 2005
Get the to get cuddled mug.When a girl is cuddling with her guy while watching something (TV, a movie, ect) at the same time, he'll hold her in a way where she can't see the TV, but he still can. Or, he'll put his head on her chest (like a pillow) to watch the show. The guy tries to multitask, and does everything he can to be able to see the TV AND cuddle.
The guy is paying more attention to the TV than the girl.
Generally it does not work out well.
The guy is paying more attention to the TV than the girl.
Generally it does not work out well.
Girl 1: "I wasn't feeling well, and all I wanted was to snuggle up next to him. He wasn't even paying attention to me, no matter what cuddling position we were in, he always made sure he could see the TV!"
Girl 2: "ugh. I HATE Man-Cuddling!"
Girl 2: "ugh. I HATE Man-Cuddling!"
by BlastthoseADsAllie February 4, 2010
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He also goes to his girlfriends house knowing her mom wont be home for 4 hours and does nothing but sit with the girl until 20 minutes before he leaves.
the last 20 is set aside for a makeout session
someone that is too afraid to do stuff with a girl
He also goes to his girlfriends house knowing her mom wont be home for 4 hours and does nothing but sit with the girl until 20 minutes before he leaves.
the last 20 is set aside for a makeout session
someone that is too afraid to do stuff with a girl
Mitch: "So i walked in and Mr. Cuddles was twitching on the bed"
Unknown: "Im going to fuck Mr. Cuddles' girlfriend tomorrow morning"
Brett: "hey Cuddles"
Unknown: "Im going to fuck Mr. Cuddles' girlfriend tomorrow morning"
Brett: "hey Cuddles"
by kwoodslowroll October 21, 2005
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