crusty musty dusty

that one guy in the back of the class who's hair looks like a bird nest and always has sweaty ass hands

girl 1: that guy in the back of the class just called me a slut
girl 2: dw hes a crusty musty dusty sewer rat

by ahaha_slay_yee November 8, 2022

Corpus Crusty

When your wife doesn't have sex with you. You wait until she falls asleep then you jerk off and nut on her face so when she wakes up her eyelids are crusty and stuck together.

Woman, either give me sex or im gonna give you a Corpus Crusty.

by Brooks19840 December 18, 2023

crusty the cat

a chuck e cheese character that was made in 1977 and replaced by this stupid ass purple obese monster

crusty the cat is just better than Mr munch

by 1#crustyfan November 14, 2024

russian crusty

When your friend Vlad launches a cumshot into your moustache and it hardens overnight getting crusty.

Phil woke up with another Russian Crusty after Vlad's party last night.

by ibangurmum! August 20, 2018

Crusty

Dry. Or not wet.

Allison: You're inbox is crusty.

by officialdannyp January 2, 2015

eye crusties

those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow

“Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”

by ouch door handle April 28, 2020

Nasty crusty dusty

used in a sentence to call someone ugly/sewage water

Ew! He is Nasty crusty dusty!

by chase . March 26, 2021