crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style

Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.

by Turdburgelur April 24, 2018

Crusty

a very ugly person

Example: Ew she is looking crusty today

by Suckmytoe127368 April 23, 2019

A Crusty Garcia

When a latino women licks the ass crust of a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he he hasn't wiped in a few weeks. (His name doesn't have to be Gracia)

Damn I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night. He made be me lick his asshole. It was a Crusty Garcia

by Gaming Hams January 18, 2017

Crusty ipad kids

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.

Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it

by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023

crusty's

crusty's come's from the ass crack the stick to ya jocks.

doing a sloppy fart and it becomes hard and u have stained jocks and it dont feel good.

by SaiNt_SaRaCeN November 16, 2003

Crusty

Nasty, Disgusting, and/or vulgar.

Bob, you're so crusty

by Luckyclover_s January 3, 2016

Crusty

The people you know that call you crusty, but in reality, they’re crusty.

You’re so crusty!

Please, you’re the crustiest crustean in the word, crustball.

by theperfectpseudonym April 13, 2019