by Professor Dusty June 13, 2022
Get the Dusty Musty Crustymug. A “crusty” old dude is basically a man or even a woman- of whom has been apart of a subculture for many decades (sometimes only a short time too but considers themselves veterans of the subculture). The term comes from California surf/rock climbing culture in the 90’s.
A crusty old dude’s attitude is very sour now, worn out, bitter, resentful, nasty, irritable, embittered; living in the past and full of negativity for change and the subculture moving forward.
Instead of being the opposite and helping to be inspirational, motivating and conscious of helping grow the subculture or sport forward- they consistently give in (the easier way out) to being a “hater” or “KOOK” to the younger generations- putting their achievements down and repressing any way forward for them.
Turning into a crusty old dude- is literally like being a Jedi knight in your youth- turning into a crusty old worn out Sith Lord- that everyone in the community avoids- as their energy is dark and all they speak about is how bad things are, and “back in their day it was way better”.
They literally exhaust people out, by the way they hold them selves being crusty.
A crusty old dude’s attitude is very sour now, worn out, bitter, resentful, nasty, irritable, embittered; living in the past and full of negativity for change and the subculture moving forward.
Instead of being the opposite and helping to be inspirational, motivating and conscious of helping grow the subculture or sport forward- they consistently give in (the easier way out) to being a “hater” or “KOOK” to the younger generations- putting their achievements down and repressing any way forward for them.
Turning into a crusty old dude- is literally like being a Jedi knight in your youth- turning into a crusty old worn out Sith Lord- that everyone in the community avoids- as their energy is dark and all they speak about is how bad things are, and “back in their day it was way better”.
They literally exhaust people out, by the way they hold them selves being crusty.
Dude; Hey! What happened to Darren?? Man he used to be a strong climber in his 30’s.
Other dude: oh man, he is all downhill. Super crusty at the sport. No one hangs out with him anymore he’s that much of a crusty old dude.
Other dude: oh man, he is all downhill. Super crusty at the sport. No one hangs out with him anymore he’s that much of a crusty old dude.
by JSBC March 22, 2021
Get the Crusty old dudemug. before having anal sex the female shits herself letting the poop crust, making it harder and more musty sex, after ejecting it thaws the shit soft and making the penetration for another round more soft and warm.
by daddylong licker March 11, 2025
Get the crusty mustymug. by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021
Get the Eye Crustiesmug. Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.
(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011
Get the Crusty Riomug. by Vannessa July 19, 2008
Get the crusty cornsmug. by Brookayjugs June 9, 2018
Get the Crusty Tacomug.