coke bottle shits

Also known as CBS.
This is where your diarrhea is so bad that you can shit into those old glass 16oz Coke bottles with the narrow opening without touching the side of the bottle.

That's the last time I eat at Taco Bell. I had a bad case of the coke bottle shits all week! That stupid Chihuahua can go fuck itself.

by -d September 16, 2008

poke 'n choke

When a man anally penetrates a man or woman in the doggystyle position, whilst they orally please another male partner.

We totally poked 'n choked Stephanie hardcore last night! (high five ensues)

I love doing the good old poke 'n choke with John Green's mom and dad.

by Andy April 6, 2004

Chokes

Ottawa Senators NHL Hockey Team. They have gained the moniker "chokes" due to their great regular seasons, but repeated failures in the playoffs despite being favourites, mostly losing to the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Damn those chokes lost to the Leafs again in the playoffs!

by HiVolt April 17, 2007

choke kiss

When someone grabs and chokes another person with two hands and then gently kisses their cheek.

You are so frustrating, I could just choke kiss you right now.

by jbreas January 22, 2015

big coke

Slang term for cocaine addict. Also name for somebody who thinks they are bigger, faster, stronger. BFS as a big toke would call it. Also see,
oakley
smokley
big oak
big smoke
big toke

Big coke: Blowing coke makes me BFS.

by evan June 3, 2004

captain and coke

An alcoholic fizzy drank

Damn dude.... I'm trashed of this captain and coke.

by Topevol October 8, 2013

Choke Artist

A team that can't win in the clutch.

The Houston Astros choke every season whether it be in the playoffs or late in the regular season. What a dissapointing and frustrating team to watch.

by Hang me now and save me from the torture September 22, 2003