A cake that is baked out of an ass. Comes in blueberry, raspberry, blumpkin berry, period-blood-berry
by TheDeviousDrDildo October 29, 2009
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Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"
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a present left in a baby's diaper as a result of their poopy being in the shape of a small chocolate cake
by Ms. Carter3 January 24, 2011
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