Condom Quencher

A man who hordes condoms and names them by the box. After used, he sucks the sweat out of the condom and stores them as a collection.

Ronnie: What a fucking idiot John is, Joey.
Joey: Yeah, he's definitely a condom quencher.

by IMolestMyCatBecauseHeLikesIt March 28, 2020

condom holder

Condom holder is another word for male genitalia.

“DID YOU SEE HOW BIG HIS CONDOM HOLDER IS?”

by penistoucher424 February 28, 2025

condom dress

A dress made of condoms for girls who want attention, or men. Or both.

Yo bro she's wearing a condom dress to prom!

by Horseee Girl! July 18, 2016

Glass Condom

A glass condom is a condom filled up with big pieces of glass that is then swung around and thrown on the ground in order to shatter all the glass into smaller fragments.

The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.

1. Me and my boyfriend tried this new trick last night called “glass condom”, it was very bloody
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!

by GlassCondominator October 15, 2019

Condom Snorting

Condom snorting is when one person (typically stupid teenager) snorts a condom up their nose and pulls it out of their mouth. This was a popular challenge in 2013.

Alen did the Condom Snorting challenge and choked

by Mr.Clean 44 April 3, 2018

Condom

what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party

Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age

by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017

Condom

What every parent who has a kid named David Zachary shoulve worn to prevent the mistake they made.

Who in the Hell names their kid David Zachary. Shouldve just used a condom if they wanted to name their kid that.

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020