Til the balls come home 

A fairly uncreative, but slightly more satisfying variation of 'Til the cows come home.' It gives you an excuse to say 'balls' and this definition provides a reference if anyone calls you out for it. This is legit, person being shown this definition by someone you just heard say 'Til the balls come home.'

'How late do you have to work tonight?'
'Literally all goddamn night. I'm going to be at work until the balls come home.'
'That's not a saying.'
'Sure it is. Check urban dictionary.'

Til the balls come home by yeti_detective August 23, 2012

Don't come the cunt, cunt! 

Informing your mate he is being an arse.

Your mate is trying to give you some shit

Dougie: Alright

Angus: Your Round

Dougie Don't come the cunt, cunt!

Don't come the cunt, cunt! by Shudders June 16, 2006

Just Come On It 

A phrase used when one needs to just relax or simply chill the fuck out. Often directed toward people who are tense and paranoid. In the world of "The Wingmen" it is the title of the single greatest Compact Disc ever created

Guy 1: Dude I'm gonna go jump off that building.
Guy 2: Dude why?!
Guy 1: Dude, Just Come On It...

Just Come On It by Dan Rut November 21, 2006

poop the come out of my ass 

Usually used to confuse someone, or degrade them, by saying that they are the poop the come out of my ass.

Phrase founded by a n00b on zenhexand now used by many.

Person1: Why do you not like me?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: I luv GC!!!
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: Are you listening?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

etc...

poop the come out of my ass by Shimmer March 6, 2005

when wiznorst comes to wiznorst my pizneople come fiznirst 

bros before hoes

when wiznorst comes to wiznorst my pizneople come fiznirst by buss December 9, 2002

so come pinga 

When a female driver cuts you off the rode, on the way to church, while you are driving at the speed limit and she is going 20 miles per hour under the speed limit, once at the red light she continues by looking at you like your crazy and then you are forced to strain your voice box and advise her of her new title. "So Come Pinga"

So come pinga aprende a manejar

so come pinga by Batman Pastor June 10, 2008

johnny come lately 

a man that has trouble getting his penis up.

mike had a johnny come lately moment tonight.

johnny come lately by amandaerinlauren February 15, 2007