Colonel Teske

Name for any subpar individual that mistakenly believes he/she maintains a high standard of etiquette.

"man, that waiter at the cracker barrel really Colonel Teske'd it up when he asked us to pass out our own food"

"Did you see that Colonel Teske at the Southern Gentleman's ball last night? He asked his date to hold the door open so he could make a better entrance"

by El Commodore May 2, 2010

Colonizer

Racist white people who never shut up

Chad: I hate blacks and hispanics, fucking monkeys
Mirah: Shut up you fat colonizer

by glockixes July 9, 2020

Colonel Sanders

A West Australian science teacher (Mr Sanders) that had an unimaginably dry sense of humour. His attire consisted of one similar to a 1970's porn star - brown afro hair, skin tight short shorts and a handle-bar moustache. With his wire-framed glasses and pomigramit complexion, he instilled fear in the hearts of many lower-school Rossmoyne children with his constant threat of "yard duty".

His legend also extends to the kindness afforded to young female students who were moved to the front benches, particularly the blonder, bustier ones.

Tyler: *daydreaming while looking out the window*
Colonel Sanders: "Tyler, what are you doing?"
Tyler: "I'm just looking out the window watching the leaves blow around in the wind."
Colonel Sanders: "How would you like to watch the rubbish blow around.....WHILE YOU DO YARD DUTY!"

by "Pij", "Cock" & "Bac'cie" January 1, 2009

Colonel Sanders

When a guy blows his load on his partner's face (male or female) leaving a white mustache and goatee.

The dude ripped off the rubber and blew his load on her face, leaving her with a Colonel Sanders!

by JustMac July 23, 2008

The Colony

a city that has nothing but emos and mexicans that think their gangster but when they fight white boys the mexicans get their asses kicked and walk away crying to their mom
everybody thinks their soooo hard because their from the whack ass colony

mexican G "is all bout dat T.C. homie"
white boy "shut the fuck up you peice of shit."
white boy (hours later) "any kid that thinks hes gangster in the colony is a fake sack of lying shit

by northandsouthhater January 25, 2009

Colonizer

Name for “whi-peepo” racists who complain about people of color and their culture on social media.

“Black Panther was a stupid movie. It’s just filler for the real ones”
“Janet, Black Panther is a cinematic masterpiece and a wonderful hype for people of color everywhere you fucking colonizer.”

by Todoroki Nakamoto February 18, 2018

Colonel Sanders

A colonel sanders is really when you take peice of fried chicken (usually a drumstick), and use it on a girl as a dildo. Thats just the simple version. to make it a true colonel sanders you have to share the peice of chicken when your done. yummmmmmmmmm

Me and this girl did a colonel sanders last night. It tasted GrrrrrrEAT!!

by that guy January 27, 2005