chick tract

A comic book written by an insane Christian fundie, documenting a series of paranoid delusions that are not only objectively wrong, but often absolute nonsense as well. Notable for being surprisingly fun to parody.

"Debbie, your cleric has been raised to the eighth level. I think it's time that you learn how to really cast spells."
-Dark Dungeons Chick Tract

by sidhe3141 December 4, 2010

beat chick

As coined by the MIAA's finest, a beat chick is one who is ugly, fat, obnoxious, a fucking loser, lesbian, feminist, or all of the above. They tend to be unkempt in their appearance (i.e. not tanning in winter or not enough make-up in school) or intent on standing up for things they believe in, even when they are told to shut the fuck up by a dude. Beat chicks can be losers you pass in the hall or social clingers who scrape their way into your parties, either way, they are to be avoided at all costs. Beat chicks flock to boys with stupid nicknames like "chill" or temporary inhabitants of Nebraska. The social "beaters" tend to garner unflattering nicknames that hopefully will last for lifetimes. "No Beat Chicks" has become the rallying cry for "Tech" and hopefully a nation.

Bro #1 "Duuuuude, how beat was that chick Chill hooked up with?"

Bro #2 "Duuuuude, she was beat as shit, only he would tap that shit"

Bro #1 "Duuuuude, i know, but thats the only pussy he gets"

Bro #2 "nothing worse than a beat chick..maybe chill"

by Nobete Chix April 22, 2008

chick chat

It's when the girls get together for a gab session without the guys, most of whom will be the subject of the conversation

My Lady went to lunch with the girls and it became a chick chat as they discussed their boyfriends and lovers.

by Tag November 20, 2009

Italian Mafia Chick

she has the funnest you-tube videos ever! lol

chick "did you watch the Italian Mafia Chicks new video!?!?!"

guy "yea shes sooo funny! i almost pissed myself. plus shes hott"

chick "yea i bang her..."

by ur moms in my bed March 31, 2009

chick dude

A female who exhibits physical male traits.

I had to look twice to make sure I was looking at a girl but I settled on the fact that it is just a chick dude.

Short hair, muscular face, deep voice, pleasantly plump to cover up female apperance.

by Spencer Heaton May 2, 2008

home chick

A close female friend.

That's my home chick, Pam

by James Lamb January 11, 2006

bau-chick-a-bau-bau

A sound often affiliated with porn and other sexual interactions.

Every moment was just waiting for the bau-chick-a-bau-bau track.

by crunchie December 19, 2005